THAT is some GNARLY grass. You know, you sort of sound like an old man: 'Back in my day - 2001 it was - we didn't have this darn 'Terminator 4' thingamyjig. Come to think of it, we didn't have this newfangled 'Stargate Universe ARGH! ARGH! My back! Bad weather always stuffs up ma bones. Be a darling and mow me lawn, would ya sonny?'*
*No offense intended