Robert, you're a monster,|
you treat your friends like dirt,
you take your family for granted,
and you're slack about your work.
People see and smell you comming
and wish for a place to hide.
You've never had a girlfriend,
and you'll never have a bride.
You turn up at a friend's house,
like the shadow of a wraith.
You're stupid enough to think they like you
with that stupid look on your face.
So Robert, you're a monster
and that we cant deny.
Cause you've got so much potential,
if only you'd bloody try.