HUH?

Author: DarthOblivion
Date: Tue 19/02/2008 04:05 PM

I just want to point out something in 'Terms and Conditions'...

bla bla bla bla...Multiple offenders will recieve 'multiple offenders' bonus. Cucumbers are only charged half regular price for entry. These terms and conditions are not to be read under any circumstances. Any profanity used in this website is profane. Any induviduals not obeying rules will be asked for the time. Caution: Wet floors. Winners will be notified by mail, and their names will be published in last years edition of the 'ParalyticPenguins (inc) WINNERS' magazine. A bird in the hand is trusting. A rolling stone might hurt you if you get hit by it. If at first you don't succeed, don't.

Replies: 4

 

Reply: 1

Author: jawapro
Date: Tue 19/02/2008 04:30 PM




Oh no - that means you've already broken them!

I'll have to report you to Bob (he's in charge of security)

 

Reply: 2

Author: DarthOblivion
Date: Tue 19/02/2008 04:47 PM




ARGH! Not BOB! My evil plans have been ruined! Curse you!

 

Reply: 3

Author: DarthOblivion
Date: Tue 19/02/2008 05:01 PM




Hey jp, we should do an internet game of the old C+C. If you dont have the copy I have, I think I got it from Bestoldgames.net  Anyway, in the campaigns, Im up to the one in gdi where i gotta blow something up with one commando. I hav no idea wat i need to blow up, and theres squidzillions of tanks and troops outside the base. I cant just fly in in my transport chopper cause theres sams all over the place, and if i start shootin i will be either turned into swiss cheese or a pancake. annoying. In NOD, Ive just stolen gdis Orca chopper and am currently tryin to blow the local village to bits. either campaign, im stuk for now. anyway, gotta go. Gabi whining for a turn. bye!

 

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Author: Nifen
Date: Mon 03/03/2008 08:22 PM




I personally love this one!

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